where do they get this??

dad: Landon you have to go to the bathroom again? thats the 3rd time tonight.
Landon: yes I just have to go.
Mom: everyone's bodies are different, leave him alone.
Craig: maybe he has diabetes.

what?

Landon: star wars is not real.
Craig: yes the movie is.
Mom: the movie is real, but it has a lot of computer stuff that makes it look real, those things didnt actually happen.
Carter: yes they did, its real the chinese made it!
dad: what? no they didnt.
Carter: ya huh it says it on the box.

Carer: I am making my own olympics. (he was drawing a picture)
mom: cool what are you making?
Carter: these are the chinese guys.
mom: oh cool, who is winning?
Carter: the chinese.
dad: who is better, the americans or the chinese?
Carter: the chinese!

So we told Carter maybe he will go on his mission to China, so he can see real chinese!! no offense to anyone of chinese descent :) He's only 4!!!!