Me according to Craiger

1. What is something mom always says to you? ...um..... that I can do things

2. What makes mom happy? ...turtes

3. What makes mom sad? ...dad farting at the dinner table (nice!)

4. How does your mom make you laugh? ..um when she does funny things like acts liek a clown (oh I wasnt aware I did that)

5. What was your mom like as a child? ...a good band player (awe how nice)

6. How old is your mom? ...28

7. How tall is your mom? ...5 feet

8. What is her favorite thing to do? ...go on dates with dad (oh yes I do enjoy!)

9. What does your mom do when you're not around? ...she cleans

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? ...being the best mom in teh world (oh is he good or what??)

11. What is your mom really good at? ...being my mom

12. What is your mom not very good at? ...being my dad.....

13. What does your mom do for her job? ...teaches preschool

14. What is your mom's favorite food? ...fish

15. What makes you proud of your mom? ...um that she cleans well

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? ...mini mouse

17. What do you and your mom do together? ...we go Christmas shopping

18. How are you and your mom the same? ...we came to Earth and will both die and get resurrected.

19. How are you and your mom different? I am better at a scooter

20. How do you know your mom loves you? ...she says it and she shows it

21. What does your mom like most about your dad? ..he defends the house and shoots bad guys
( ok honestly my kids think he shoots people all day! he has never shot anyone!!)

22. Where is your moms favorite place to go? ..Barnes and Noble